Monthly Archives: August 2009

Products Doomed from the Start

Day old sushi outlet Factory seconds parachutes Smoke Alarm with snooze button Jalapeno suppositories Spam Smoothies Apathy Support Hotline Soup Sandwiches Spaghetti on a stick Bucket O’ Pizza

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Inventions we should have

Bacon Printer

Who wouldn’t want an individual bacon printer on his desk? Mmmmmm… Bacon….

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Loud People

Okay, maybe I was just overly pissy today, but it seems every bus I got on, someone had to be shouting into his or her cell phone. Actually I think the phone was just a prop, because surely they could … Continue reading

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Riding the bus

I suppose if you need to ride the bus, rather than want to ride, it makes a world of difference. For me, it gets me out of the house, which makes Joannie happy, gives me something to do, which makes … Continue reading

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Support Ribbons

I’ve been wearing a rainbow ribbon for a while now, in support of gay rights to marry and other things the rest of us take for granted. A few people have asked if I’m gay, and I say “no, you … Continue reading

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Fingernails

my nails

Yeah, I paint my nails. I don’t really remember why I did the first time, but I like it. I get a small feeling of accomplishment when I do a good job, and I don’t do a lot these days, … Continue reading

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I don’t know

Writing down my feelings sounds like a good idea on the surface, but they change from minute to minute, so what’s the point?

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