Monthly Archives: December 2009

Back to the Diet

Every year from Thanksgiving to Christmas, I take a semi-vacation from my diet. I don’t go all crazy, but I eat a few more desserts than I would normally, and generally enjoy the holidays without too much beating up on … Continue reading

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Yule Log, the Video

Merry Christmas everyone, and gather ’round for a funny story. This morning, Christmas day, (the spirits have done their work in one night!) I got up early and since we don’t have a fireplace, turned on the gas furnace and … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas Jesus, AND Happy Birthday!

Having a birthday on or around Christmas sucks. I’m sure when the wise men brought presents to Jesus they told him, “Okay, these count for Christmas AND your birthday!” And so it goes, down through the ages. Being a day … Continue reading

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Santa Claus, My Old Nemesis

Okay, I don’t have anything against Santa Claus, per se; he seems like a nice guy, if you can believe his PR. But I really don’t like being told I look like him, or worse yet, “Hey, did anyone ever … Continue reading

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Vegetarian on a Stick

Okay, if you’re a vegetarian, that’s just great. It’s healthy, you’re not killing cows and chickens, blah blah blah, I’m so happy for you. But do me a couple of favors. First, I really don’t care if you eat cows, … Continue reading

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Strangers on a Bus

Okay, here’s something that happened a while back, but I’ve been asked for some of my bus adventures, God knows why, but it’s too late, here it comes. A lady got on the bus and sat across the isle from … Continue reading

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Open to the Public

We’ll see how long this lasts. If I don’t get any feedback, I’ll probably stop writing. If I get too much feedback, I’ll probably stop writing for that too. Wow, I’m really difficult. Them’s the breaks.

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