God knows I’m not the genius of my generation, but I’m so tired of stupid people I could spit.
The problem is, we don’t have enough bears and mountain lions. When we had plenty of bears and lions, (oh my) the stupid people would say, “Gee, I’m going for a walk in the woods, what could happen?” and they’d go out and get eaten, and end of that particular stupid person. And as an added bonus, if the bear got him early enough, the end of his stupid family line. But now we don’t have enough bears, and the stupid people flourish because all they can do successfully is eat and make other stupid people. So my suggestion is, we get a lot of bears and offer them as pets. Smart people will say, “Hmm… that’s a bad idea, I think I’ll get a puppy instead.” and stupid people will say, “Wow, a free bear? Cool!”