Monthly Archives: February 2010

The Search for Intelligence on Earth

An excerpt from an extraterrestrial press conference. It explains so much. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Androgynous members of the press, thank you for coming on such short notice. I’ll get started immediately with my statement. Our latest attempt to contact Earth has … Continue reading

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Comic-Con

I recently stumbled onto a post about Comic-Con, the ultimate nerd fest in San Diego. It is held each year for Comic Book collectors, fans, geeks, and all around strange people. If you’ve never been, think Star Trek convention, only … Continue reading

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Straight, Not Narrow

To be fair, I have blue painted fingernails, I wear a rainbow support ribbon, and a button that reads, “Gay Rights Equals Human Rights.” It isn’t a stretch for someone to assume I’m gay. If they want to assume, I … Continue reading

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Self Serving Ad for Vonage

We’ve been using Vonage for our phone service for about 2 years now, and we are very happy with it.  If anyone is interested in switching phone service, follow this link and you’ll get a free month’s service, and so … Continue reading

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Avatars

You may notice, if you post a comment, that I’ve turned on a feature that generates a funny avatar for you, based on your email address. If you’d rather use your picture, or an avatar of your own choosing, you … Continue reading

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Recycling

My best friend is a recycler. No, that’s not right… He’s more of a recycling addict. With my own eyes, I’ve seen him tear the little plastic window out of a junk mail envelope to separate the plastic from the … Continue reading

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A sign from God

I’m driving along one day, minding my own business, and as I come around a curve I see a sign in front of a church. One of those 6 foot by 4 foot signs with the plastic letters so you … Continue reading

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Time for a change

Following this post, I’ll be putting up some funny ones I have as drafts. I’m not feeling particularly funny yet, but I need a break, and I’m sure you do too.

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Now you grieve, now you don’t

I read that grieving, at least grieving in the right way, is constantly changing, always in flux. If you are depressed one moment, and then angry the next, and then sad, and then weepy, and then something is funny and you … Continue reading

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The Little Things

Editor’s Note: I wrote this last night, and re-read it this morning. I know it rambles even more than I normally do, but I’m posting it as is. Any editing will take out some of the pain, and the pain … Continue reading

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