Monthly Archives: March 2010

On Becoming Borg

As I travel around on the bus, and see how many people seem addicted to their cell phones and laptops, I can’t help but think that the Borg started with WiFi and Bluetooth in the early days of their history. … Continue reading

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Ignorance is bliss

Maybe not bliss, but when you have OCD or CRS, or are just a little whacky like me, knowing about something can be more stressful than being in the dark. For the past 10 years or so, Joannie and I … Continue reading

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Nail Update: Back to Blue

Well, St. Patrick’s Day was fun, but it was time to re-do my nails, so I’m back to my normal color, China Glaze, “Frostbite”.

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Short Skirts and Windy Days

My mind works in a funny way. Not ‘Oh Dwight, you’re so funny’ as much as ‘Holy crap, what’s wrong with you?’ sort of way. I’ll be watching TV and something will remind me of something from a hundred years ago, … Continue reading

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With directions on the heel

My father had a colorful, or usually off-color, saying for just about every event known to man. One of his favorites, when he saw someone that couldn’t figure out something simple was, “He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot, … Continue reading

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Boobs: I just love ’em

The other day on the bus, I was sitting in the first front-facing seat, which on my bus means there is one more sideways seat just in front of that. A young lady got on, sat in the sideways seat, … Continue reading

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Uno – The pursuit of Idiots

Let me be clear up front, I don’t hate you if you play Uno, and I hope you have tons of fun with it. Just never bring it to my house. Think of it as something shameful and do it … Continue reading

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Working without a net

Recently I’ve been ‘friended’ on FaceBook by a lot of people from my past. High School mostly, and a few of them seem to be surprised that I’m.. well.. odd.  So for those that don’t seem to remember, this is … Continue reading

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St. Patrick’s Day Nails

Here are my green nails. Color is: Sally Hansen’s Hard as Nails, Emerald City

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The Great Homecoming Float Hoax of 1971

In 1971, I, and a few others, helped dupe the town of Fallbrook in what I like to call, the Great Homecoming Float Hoax of 1971, but in today’s vernacular would probably be translated to FloatGate just to be catchy … Continue reading

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