Things to do when you’re bored

If you’re  ever on Jeopardy,  make your answers into questions, but nonsensical, such as, ‘when is George Washington?’ and ‘Where is yellow?’, just to piss off Alex.

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Hold a taco shell to your ear, and exclaim, “I can hear the Gulf of Mexico!”

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Wear a poker chip as a monocle and keep saying, “Hogan!”

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Sit next to someone at a lecture and ask, “Do you mind if I put nickels in my nose?” Then put nickels in your nose and listen to the lecture.

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Attend a wedding, and when they get to the part, ‘Does anyone object…’ loudly clear your throat, then look sternly at the person next to you.

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Next time you are with a friend, and you are NOT wearing the same color shirt, wait until you are in a crowded mall and in a loud voice say, (assuming he has on a red shirt) “Look at my pretty red shirt!”, and then look at him oddly.

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Walk through a store with a clipboard, and ask all the employees if they’ve had any problems with the gravity. Record their answers and then tell them to contact Maintenance  if they notice any changes.

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