Lights up on a bare stage, we find Joannie, Dwight, and God downstage center, God in the middle, slightly upstage of the other two.
Joannie: (to Dwight) I wonder who chopped down all these trees?
Dwight: I’m stumped.
Joannie looks at Dwight and blinks. Opens her mouth to speak, blinks again. Looks at God.
Joannie: God, what did I ever do to you?
God shuffles his feet, avoids eye contact, and looks off into the distance, whistling.
Lights fade to dark.