Category Archives: Life on the Road

Things that happen while I’m out and about.

Boobs: I just love ’em

** Reposting for Breast Cancer Awareness Month ** The other day on the bus, I was sitting in the first front-facing seat, which on my bus means there is one more sideways seat just in front of that. A young … Continue reading

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On Becoming Borg

As I travel around on the bus, and see how many people seem addicted to their cell phones and laptops, I can’t help but think that the Borg started with WiFi and Bluetooth in the early days of their history. … Continue reading

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Short Skirts and Windy Days

My mind works in a funny way. Not ‘Oh Dwight, you’re so funny’ as much as ‘Holy crap, what’s wrong with you?’ sort of way. I’ll be watching TV and something will remind me of something from a hundred years ago, … Continue reading

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Boobs: I just love ’em

The other day on the bus, I was sitting in the first front-facing seat, which on my bus means there is one more sideways seat just in front of that. A young lady got on, sat in the sideways seat, … Continue reading

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Straight, Not Narrow

To be fair, I have blue painted fingernails, I wear a rainbow support ribbon, and a button that reads, “Gay Rights Equals Human Rights.” It isn’t a stretch for someone to assume I’m gay. If they want to assume, I … Continue reading

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Really crappy day

Some days the idiots are amusing, others, like today, I want to shoot them in the head with a nail gun and then go back in time and bitch slap their parents before they spawn their evil devil seed in the … Continue reading

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Little Pet Shop of Horrors

Yesterday I needed to get some stuff for Boots so I stop by PetCo. I’ve never been in that particular one before, and not knowing exactly what I was going to buy, I grabbed a cart just to be safe. … Continue reading

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Strangers on a Bus

Okay, here’s something that happened a while back, but I’ve been asked for some of my bus adventures, God knows why, but it’s too late, here it comes. A lady got on the bus and sat across the isle from … Continue reading

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