Tag Archives: humor

He said, She said.

A conversation in the car. The following is true. You can’t make this stuff up: Dwight: Did you bring the shopping list? Joannie: No, I forgot it. Dwight: Nevermind, we’ll be alright. Joannie: Do you have the clicker to open … Continue reading

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Airport Screening

Lately there has been a lot of press about the new full body screening vs. the hands on, up close and personal pat down. Some people seem to think either one is an invasion of privacy. Yeah, that’s because a … Continue reading

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A Play in One Act

Untitled Dramatis Personae ( in order of speaking) Joannie Dwight God Lights up on a bare stage, we find Joannie, Dwight, and God downstage center, God in the middle, slightly upstage of the other two. Joannie: (to Dwight) I wonder who chopped … Continue reading

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Comic-Con

Another recycled post, in honor of this year’s Comic-con. I recently stumbled onto a post about Comic-Con, the ultimate nerd fest in San Diego. It is held each year for Comic Book collectors, fans, geeks, and all around strange people. … Continue reading

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Inventions we should have

Bacon Printer

Those of you paying attention will notice this isn’t entirely new. I’ve been going through some of my older posts and I’ve decided to recycle a few of the funnier ones. Funny to me at least, but you are welcome … Continue reading

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Little Known Historical Facts

Everyone knows Alexander Graham Bell’s first words on his first telephone call, to his assistant was, “Mr Watson—Come here—I want to see you”. Not many know his second call, to his wife was, “Hey… what are you wearing?” ===== Most … Continue reading

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MRI & Kitchen Appliances

I had my first, and hopefully last MRI today. Results in a few days, but I suspect they’ll find my headbone as empty as ever. But for those of you who’ve never had the pleasure, here’s what happens. In the … Continue reading

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On Becoming Borg

As I travel around on the bus, and see how many people seem addicted to their cell phones and laptops, I can’t help but think that the Borg started with WiFi and Bluetooth in the early days of their history. … Continue reading

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Working without a net

Recently I’ve been ‘friended’ on FaceBook by a lot of people from my past. High School mostly, and a few of them seem to be surprised that I’m.. well.. odd.  So for those that don’t seem to remember, this is … Continue reading

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Things to do when you’re bored

If you’re  ever on Jeopardy,  make your answers into questions, but nonsensical, such as, ‘when is George Washington?’ and ‘Where is yellow?’, just to piss off Alex. —– Hold a taco shell to your ear, and exclaim, “I can hear the … Continue reading

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