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A sign from God

I’m driving along one day, minding my own business, and as I come around a curve I see a sign in front of a church. One of those 6 foot by 4 foot signs with the plastic letters so you … Continue reading

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Vegan Smegan

The other day I was driving down the freeway, minding my own business, when I see an old VW bug in the lane next to me. I smiled to see it was still on the road, and wondered how many … Continue reading

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Shampoo: When you can’t get real poo.

I miss not having co-workers, because they were a great source of material. Here is a conversation I had with a Stupid Co-Worker. Names have been changed to protect the stupid. Stupid Co-Worker: I just don’t understand how shampoo with … Continue reading

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At the Supermarket

I was at the supermarket buying some things a few years ago, and I had one of those membership cards to save money, but when I signed up for the card,  I used a phony name and address because I don’t … Continue reading

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Stupid Neighbors

Sometimes I miss when I lived in a house and had neighbors. I have neighbors now, but it seemed they were a lot dumber back then. Here’s one of my more memorable encounters… and remember, all of this is right … Continue reading

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More little known facts

Larry the Cable Guy was awarded a full scholarship to Yale but never received the notice because his letter carrier chose that day to go on a drunken binge and fed all that day’s mail to hogs on his route. Larry … Continue reading

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Fun Facts about Rabbits

The Cotton Tail Rabbit contains no cotton. Rabbits get poor TV reception, no matter where their ears are pointed; adding aluminum foil doesn’t help. 3 out of the last 10 Easter Bunnies have been Jewish. Severed human feet are lucky … Continue reading

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Still more little known facts

There is some evidence to support that the antelope was once the first animal in the dictionary, until the ardvark arraigned to have a second ‘a’ added in front of its name. Ironically, the lama using the exact same scheme dropped … Continue reading

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Little known facts

An episode for “The Andy Griffith Show” that was suggested but never developed finally introduces Juanita, the waitress at the diner that even Barney could get a date with when Thelma Lu wasn’t available. The story reveals that Juanita has … Continue reading

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Adopting Puppies

Nobody ever claimed that I was the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can tell you I’m not the dullest either. A while back, one of my friends bought a Shar Pei puppy. That’s one of those wrinkled dogs … Continue reading

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