Tag Archives: Sarcasm

Airport Screening

Lately there has been a lot of press about the new full body screening vs. the hands on, up close and personal pat down. Some people seem to think either one is an invasion of privacy. Yeah, that’s because a … Continue reading

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I Approve This Message. Well Duhh

Do politicians listen to their own ads? It’s one thing when an ad sites facts, figures, and opinions in someone other than the candidate’s voice to have a tag with the candidate stating, “I approve this message”, but when you spend the entire ad, … Continue reading

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Comic-Con

Another recycled post, in honor of this year’s Comic-con. I recently stumbled onto a post about Comic-Con, the ultimate nerd fest in San Diego. It is held each year for Comic Book collectors, fans, geeks, and all around strange people. … Continue reading

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Little Known Historical Facts

Everyone knows Alexander Graham Bell’s first words on his first telephone call, to his assistant was, “Mr Watson—Come here—I want to see you”. Not many know his second call, to his wife was, “Hey… what are you wearing?” ===== Most … Continue reading

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MRI Update: Condition as expected – Nothing found

I guess the good news is, the Doctor called and said my brain is normal. Joannie immediately ascertained the problem; the test results have been switched. This makes a lot of sense, and is the only logical reason I can … Continue reading

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Why the Post Office is going Broke

Stupidity. What, need more? Imagine some of these scenarios happening. You’re at the airport checking in, and you realize you have $900 extra, so you tell the ticket clerk, I’d like to bump up to 1st class please. I’m sorry Sir, … Continue reading

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On Becoming Borg

As I travel around on the bus, and see how many people seem addicted to their cell phones and laptops, I can’t help but think that the Borg started with WiFi and Bluetooth in the early days of their history. … Continue reading

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Things to do when you’re bored

If you’re  ever on Jeopardy,  make your answers into questions, but nonsensical, such as, ‘when is George Washington?’ and ‘Where is yellow?’, just to piss off Alex. —– Hold a taco shell to your ear, and exclaim, “I can hear the … Continue reading

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The Search for Intelligence on Earth

An excerpt from an extraterrestrial press conference. It explains so much. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Androgynous members of the press, thank you for coming on such short notice. I’ll get started immediately with my statement. Our latest attempt to contact Earth has … Continue reading

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Comic-Con

I recently stumbled onto a post about Comic-Con, the ultimate nerd fest in San Diego. It is held each year for Comic Book collectors, fans, geeks, and all around strange people. If you’ve never been, think Star Trek convention, only … Continue reading

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